1. Your son's awake.
Before sunrise he's *your* son. (pwned by Leslie)
2. A mental mind fuck can be nice.
3. I'm proud of my geekdom, God dammit! (pwned by Roni)
4. You know, taking us for ice creams in a blizzard... makes you wonder who the real whack jobs are. (pwned by Roni)
5. What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
6. You know you're an idiot, right?
I'm making progress. I used to be an asshole.
7. Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is... you die.
8. Just pour the drink, you fairy fuck. (pwned by Roni)
9. This one is SUPER lucky.
10. I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. (pwned by Roni)
11. There are times when we're dirt broke, hungry, and freezing, and I ask myself, why the hell am I still living here? And then they call. And I remember. (pwned by Leslie)
12. I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.
13. I thought they did nice things, like... like granting wishes.
Shows what *you* know, don't it? (pwned by Leslie)
14. Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? (pwned by Tash)
15. Who's to say that love needs to be soft and gentle?
ok enjoy. I'm off to Bio now. ttyl peoples!
Current Location: My dorm